SUITS
Robinhood Chain

SUITS

3,333 pixel brokers. A desk that writes business while you are somewhere else, and a floor that talks back.

How it works

Take a desk, leave, get paid

You bring a broker. We provide the desk. From the moment he sits down he writes business, second by second, whether you are watching or not.

01
SEAT A BROKER

Walk to DESK CO and put him at a desk. That is the only action the base return ever needs.

02
HE WRITES VOLUME

He does not stop when you close the tab. No shift to turn up for, no streak, no penalty for a week away.

03
SETTLE IN STOCK

Trading fees come back to holders as NVDA, SPCX and AAPL. Settle whenever you like. Nothing expires.

3,333
DESKS
133
PRIME DESKS
6
DOORS ON THE STREET
30MIN
A SESSION

You never have to trade anything. Other people trading is what pays you. Nothing is minted to pay you either — the contract can only pay out what it was funded with.

The street

Six doors, six jobs

The website is not a landing page with a mint button on it. It is a street, and you walk it. Stand in front of a door and press E.

QUOTA
QUOTAThe job board. What every tier pays and how many are left.
DESK CO
DESK COSeat a broker, release one, and burn for extra seats.
SHIFT
SHIFTThe roster. Rest a broker and his energy comes back faster.
THE FLOOR
THE FLOORWork a session for the bonus. Once every thirty minutes.
UPSTAIRS
UPSTAIRSThe promotion office. Burn to move a broker up a rank, for good.
COMMISSION
COMMISSIONSettle your book and take your share of the vault.
The desks

One desk per broker. The scarcity is which one.

3,333 desks for 3,333 brokers, so everybody who turns up has somewhere to sit. A prime desk pays four times a common one, and there are 133 of them.

DeskHow manyPaysHeld
COMMON2,50010 a sessionfreehold
GOOD70022 a sessionfreehold
PRIME13340 a session48 session lease

A prime desk is leased, not owned. Without that the 133 best desks belong to the 133 fastest wallets on the first morning, permanently. A lease that runs out drops you to a common desk, never to nothing.

Advancement

The rank rides on the NFT

Every broker starts as a Runner. Burn at UPSTAIRS and he is promoted, permanently. Sell him and the promotion goes with him, so the burn puts value into the collection rather than only into the buyer.

Four ranks, and you can only promote what you own. It is a door that closes behind you, on purpose. A sink you can spend on forever is a supply problem wearing a feature's clothes.

The tape

A record only the floor can write to

Every trading floor that ever worked was a room full of people telling each other what just happened. At /tape the floor prints what is moving, and a line only prints from a desk that is manned.

Nine Sixty @ninesixty · 4m
prime desk lease runs out in six sessions and i am not ready to go back to a common one
YOUR BOOK
Settled 4,180 volume. Paid out in NVDA, SPCX and AAPL.
Halloran @halloran · 31m
took a common desk this morning. it writes on its own and i am asleep by then

It is never empty. Every move your book makes prints itself onto the tape, so your own work is the first thing on it.

OPEN THE TAPE
The mint

3,333 brokers, ten to a wallet

Every broker is one of 3,333 on Robinhood Chain, and every one of them has a desk waiting. Mint him, sit him down, and he writes business whether or not you are watching.

Supply3,333
Price0.00005 ETH
Max per wallet10
ChainRobinhood Chain
Collection0x5F02…314f

Verify before you buy. The only addresses that are ours are the ones printed on this site. The collection is 0x5F02e0eBecd046Ac91b47de458fc34223576314f.

GO TO THE MINT READ THE DOCS
ONE DESK FOR EVERY BROKER